I managed to use it again! Success! |
"People might think I'm actually a pirate!" |
1. So I could wiggle my toes
You can already tell that this is going to be ridiculous, I'm sure. Ever since I was little, though, I had always been able to move the pinky toe on my right foot independently of my other toes, a feat I had never managed with my left foot.
And somehow that ability was essential to my happiness all of a sudden |
My knee had been stuck bent since I was 12 years old, and I really wanted to straighten it, mostly because I didn't remember what that felt like.
What good is dancing if I can't straighten my knee? |
For anyone who doesn't know, I had a skin graft on my right leg, which conveniently vanished as a result of my amputation. The only problem is that my plastic surgeon had promised me the scar was going to fade within 10 years of my surgery, and it was becoming very evident that this was not true.
And the entire leg disappearing does NOT count as the scar fading |
If you don't understand why piggyback rides are an essential part of life, you've obviously never been to camp.
Or hung out with my family |
5. I really wanted to know if that spot was a freckle
This is probably the dumbest of all reasons. I had a weird spot on the bottom of my right foot, and I couldn't tell if it was a splinter that had melded with my skin or a really weirdly shaped freckle.
And knowing my proclivity for injuring myself, it was probably a splinter |
So, there is my list of dumb excuses to keep my leg. As you can see, none of them were enough to dissuade me from amputation. After all, my pros and cons list looked something like this:
Pros | Cons |
Better life | loss of lame parlor trick |
No crutches | tired of having bent knee |
Running | curiosity |
SPAIN | won't get to complain |
less recovery time | Possibly fewer piggy back rides |
fun | |
cool technology | |
no more surgery | |
Oh, by the way, I can wiggle the toes on my left foot, I can bend and straighten my phantom knee a little, I get piggy-back rides all the time, that surgeon probably doesn't remember me, and seriously, it doesn't matter whether that spot was a freckle.
Bored Game Time!
Answer: I really don't know what I was going to say. If you said either Wreck It Ralph or The Hobbit, move forward 1 space. If you've seen The Hobbit, though, don't spoil it!
Question: How many fish has my little brother's cat eaten?
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