1. Are you getting a prosthetic leg?
No. I thought it would be fun to hop everywhere for the rest of my life.
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It's the planet Earth calling. Can you hear me? |
Absolutely not. That's too fancy. All those amazing stories you see of people climbing Mt. Everest and doing other cool stuff with prosthetics?
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We all use peg legs! |
There's actually no good reason. Humans can walk just as well with peg legs. You should try it sometime.
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Aaargh, what blimey use is the human musculature system? |
Of course! I prefer walking without a shoe on my prosthetic foot, because it creates a limping effect. And when I explain this to people, they gladly sell me one shoe for half the price of the pair.
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I also get discounted pants since one of the legs is superfluous | . |
That's an excellent idea! I don't have enough time to increase my walking speed in the next month, so instead I should buy a bike, get somebody to make me a biking socket for my leg, and then get somebody to teach me how to ride a bike in the next month.
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Or maybe Santa can just bring me a hovercraft for Christmas! |
Congratulations! You're definitely going to pass genetics. Although, really, there's only a 1 in 4 chance that would happen, since the amputee gene is recessive. However, if I became a double amputee and married another one, then yes, all our children would also be born without legs.
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And if we dye our hair blue, our children will be born with blue hair! |
Bored Game Time!
Answer: The Slitheen. Move forward two spaces if you are a Whovian.
Question: What is the best movie in theaters right now?
People actually asked those questions? Oh me, the epidemic is worse than I thought.
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