Sunday, November 11, 2012

I'm so Bored that I learned to walk

This post is a bit delayed, but I've been sorta busy.

In case you forgot, this is what I did this summer:

And you thought you had seen this picture for the last time...
Of course, contrary to what some people mistakenly believed, the purpose of ^that was not to stay like this:

I have hair, y'all...

And since my only options in life were getting a prosthetic leg and learning to walk, ^that, or this:

Actually, this is kinda sounding like a fun option right now
I obviously chose to get a prosthetic leg and learn how to walk. 

This was obviously not working, though
Luckily for me, though, after I wrote the blog post about breaking my leg, another amputee, whom I will call "Show-off," managed to quasi-fix it. 
This really is good for pretty much anything.
After a trip home did not result in me being able to get my prosthetist to fix my leg, Show-off took me to his prosthetist here, who amazingly made me a new leg for free. 

Shameless plug time: Check it out!
Over the last few weeks, I've been learning how to walk, mostly aided by Show-off. 

And even though Show-off is sometimes something of a bully and reminds me constantly how out of shape I am,

I am not "out of shape." I am simply a different shape than would be preferable...
I can now walk without my crutches, so I guess it's working. 

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But if you're reading this, you're still a Show-off. 

Bored Game Time!

Answer: I will be in Spain. Move forward one space if you knew that. More specifically, I will be in Palma de Mallorca en Las Islas Baleares. If you knew that, move back one space, stalker. 

Question: What toy animal did I steal from a Child Life Specialist when I was little?

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