I can't find the list we were looking at currently, but here is another list.
The list we had found included bubble bath, bacon, caffeine, having children, and not having children.
Yes, even if you've sworn off the first three, because you're a Jewish Mormon guy who thinks bubble baths are girly, you're still going to get cancer.
Not having kids with me will give you a worse form of cancer than you would get otherwise. |
Why does caffeine have to be what's causing cancer? It is equally plausible without any further proof that cancer is causing caffeine.
Why do you think the energy drink companies are thriving? Because there's not a cure for cancer yet! |
If bacon is causing cancer, for instance, who's to say it can't cause it retroactively?
And why can't the causation be cyclical?
Think I'm being ridiculous? Take a look at that list again, then come back and tell me that I'm the crazy one.
Bored Game time!
Answer: Coach Franklin! Move forward 1 space if you're stalking my Facebook and knew this.
Question: What is a good use for cardboard?
If I avoid eating it for long enough, I'll wake up someday and my leg will be back. Of course, then I would have no memory of why I was avoiding all these cancer-causing things... |
Bubble bath retroactively causes childhood cancer, the stress of which drives you to take bubble baths... |
Bored Game time!
Answer: Coach Franklin! Move forward 1 space if you're stalking my Facebook and knew this.
Question: What is a good use for cardboard?
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