I´m so Bored that I parodied Taylor Swift

Last night, I went to a Taylor Swift concert with Mr. Murderer (don't worry - he's a nice murderer), and so I thought today was a good time to revisit and finish my old parody of Mean.

Green, as sung by Princess Fiona


You, well you rescued me
for once in my life, thought somebody wants me


but you locked me right back up again
Got me feeling like I'm nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard
Calling me out for being cursed
You picking on the weaker man



You can take me down with just one single blow
But you don't know, what you don't know...

Someday I'll be living in Duloc city
And all you're ever gonna be is green

Someday I'll be beautiful and pretty
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you gotta be so green?

You, with your switching sides
You're a hypocrite, can´t you see we´re both ogres

You have pointed out my flaws again
As if I don't already see them
I´ll stay inside this house
Trying to block you out 'cause I'll never impress you
I just wanna feel okay again

I bet you got chased around
With pitchforks, fire, and stones

But the cycle ends right now
'Cause you can't lead me down that road
And you don't know, what you don't know...


Someday I'll be living in Farquaad´s city
And all you're ever gonna be is green

Someday I'll be beautiful and pretty
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you gotta be so green?

And I can see you years from now in your swamp
Talking with that stupid donkey

With that same big loud opinion
But it still won´t mean a thing
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumbling on about how I’m ugly

But all you are is green

All you are is green
And an ogre, with a donkey, in a lonely swamp
And green, and green, and green, and green


But someday I'll be living in Duloc city
And all you're ever gonna be is green, yeah

Someday I'll be beautiful and pretty
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you gotta be so?..

Someday I'll be living in Farquaad´s city (Why you gotta be so?..)
And all you're ever gonna be is green (Why you gotta be so?..)
Someday I'll be beautiful and pretty (Why you gotta be so?..)
And all you're ever gonna be is green
Why you gotta be so green?

Bored Game Time!

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Question: What is the best T-Swift parody of all time? (No, sucking up to me won't help you on this).