I'm so Bored that I got marriage advice from a 9-year-old

My 9-year-old cousin, who shall hereafter be referred to as Princess, has told me many times that I should never get married.

"Become a nun...like me!"

She has even told me that she's afraid that if I were to ever get married, I would stop loving her.

Which is even less likely than us finding one of these in Australia

This summer, however, Princess decided that I'm allowed to someday get married if she gets to choose the perfect husband for me. Here is her strategy:

1. Come to a meeting of my university's Catholic group.

2. Pick the first cute boy she sees.

3. Ask him if he's single.

4. If he says yes to 3, ask him if he has any tattoos or piercings.

5. If he says no to 4, ask him to marry me.

Good, we've narrowed down the field to only the best candidates

And all this time, I thought finding my future husband would be so difficult. Silly me!

Bored Game Time!

Answer: Apparently, over an hour and a half. yeesh.

Question: Do you think I could actually find a husband by letting Princess talk a guy into marrying me?